Girl on cell phone:
“…yeah, so I can’t go out with you guys tonight because I’m going over to Jake’s…what do you mean…of course I’m still with him…why wouldn’t I be?? OH MY GOD…I can’t believe she told you that…she’s just jealous! It’s not like that at all…you guys don’t know him the way that I do…
About two weeks after we opened our joint account, I found out that he had taken all of our money and was sleeping with some other girl. Of course, I was pissed but, when I went to talk to him about it he told me that he was actually just living out one of his fantasies and that he would have eventually told me about it. He said that he’s always had a fantasy about taking all of his girlfriend’s money and having a secret affair with someone other girl…and he said that I was the only girl that he’s felt comfortable enough to do this with…I KNOW…he’s totally the sweetest guy EVER. So anyways, once he told me all of this, I realized that it actually makes me a better girlfriend because I’m helping him fulfill his dreams…seriously…I think Jake might be the one…
You know, it’s really not so bad either because he only really spends three or four days a week with her and he promised me that he would put back all the money he’s been taking once he gets a job and really, I think he’s right about it being better for our relationship because I know that when we are together…I’m the one that he really loves…
Yeah…I don’t know who she is…I think that he said her name was Michelle or something. Really though, you have to kind of feel bad for her in a way…poor girl…do you think she has any idea what a fast one he’s pulling on her…???”
3 comments:
If by chnace you ever see this girl/idiot... can you please SHAKE some sense into her from me!!
Thanks!
:) Kelly
Gosh, I love a good bus ride. Gen, this one is a winner. It's right up there with the time I saw I guy measuring the stranger next to him's ear... and comparing it to his own. Basically touching his finger and thumb to a stranger's ear, then whipping his hand back to this own head.... yes, strange and very funny! I was laughing as this scene was repeated again and again and again. You'd think the stranger would tell off this odd man with the ear measuring complex.
Your bus-mate idiot-girl though... needs to be on a talkshow!
I have to admit that the ridiculousness of it all definitely had me searching for the hidden camera...!!!!
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